A long, long, long, long time ago
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Before the wind, before the snow
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Lived a man, lived a man I know
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Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
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Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
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Sometimes I find I need to scream
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He's a freak of nature
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But we love him so
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He's a freak of nature
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But we let him go
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Deep inside the garden of Eden
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Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
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Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
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Good God no that would be treason
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Believe me Eve she gave good reason
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Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
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Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
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I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
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I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
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Makin' her feel like an over achiever
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I take it away for a minute just to tease her
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Then I give it back a little bit deeper
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[Chorus]
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Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
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Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
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Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
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He's a freak of nature
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But we love him so
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He's a freak of nature
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But we let him go
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I got stopped by a lady cop
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In my automobile
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She said get out and spead your legs
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And then she tried to cop a feel
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That cop she was all dressed in blue
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Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
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She stuck my butt with her big black stick
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I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
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Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
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She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
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On her crotch so very warm
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I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
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Proppin' her up on the black and white
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Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
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I swatted her like no swat team can
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Turned a cherry pie right into jam
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[Chorus]
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Hello young woman that I love
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Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
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Hold me naked if you will
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In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
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To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
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I love you
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Lay me down....
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Descending waves of graceful pleasure
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For your love there is no measure
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Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
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Now I lay me down to sleep
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I pray the funk will make me freak
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If I should die before I waked
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Allow me Lord to rock out naked
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Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
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Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
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Lickety split go snap "snap"
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Girl gettin' off all in my lap
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The tallest tree the sweetest sap
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Blowin' my ass right off the map
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Ooo and it's nice out here
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I think I'll stay for a while
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Sir Psycho Sexy
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| Red Hot Chili Peppers |
