All stand back, let the people see
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Take a snap of the famous groupies for me
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Behold the famous groupies
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They are alike as two peas
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And where the other goes, the other goes
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But though the famous groupies
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Are only paid in rupies
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Nobody knows what the famous groupies know
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And nobody goes where the famous groupies go
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There was a bango player
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Who kept an extra layer
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Of dunlopillo mattress in his van
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But when the famous groupies
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Arived with their twin snoopies
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Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran
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Nobody does it like a famous groupie can
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All stand back, let the people see
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Take a snap of the famous groupies for me
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There was a lead guitarist
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Who lived in epping forest
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And all he ever wanted was to blow
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When the girls were with him
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He never lost his rhythm
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And nobody knows what the famous groupies know
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Nobody goes where the famous groupies go
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There was a classic story
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Of a roadic nicknamed rory
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Who used to practice voodoo on the side
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When the famous twosome
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Suggested something gruesome
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All that they found was a crater two miles wide
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Which left the music business absolutely horrified
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Ladies and gentlemen, those magnificent examples of
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Female pulchritude and luminosity, direct from their
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Global perambulations to the very boards of this
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Supremely magnificent proscenium arch - ladies and
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Gentlemen; i give you famous groupies!
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Famous Groupies
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| Paul McCartney & Wings |
