MC Skat Kat: Well You've never seen a kat with so much charisma
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Got More Moves than a mutant nina- turtle that is
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And I'm doing the Skat Strut
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To hell with John Travolta and the Disco Duck
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They call me Skat Kat, the dance floor maniac
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One more of my hip is like an afro-disiac
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Swinging and wingingI'm just doing my own thing
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Girls don't jump me
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Give me room to be funky
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Step to the dance floor bust a little spin
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(I thought I saw a putty kat, I did)
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SHUT UP KID!!
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This is a new dance so shake your butt
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And get a load of what its like to be doing Skat Strut
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Now Jack was nimble and Jack was quick
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But it was Skat Kat that made Jack trip
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I burned him on the butt with a flick of my bic
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And then I cold ran away with the candle stick
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I've got all the right moves
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Ladies think I'm Loveable
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Love to wine and dine sippin' on bubble
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But most of all, I like dancing y'all
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And doing my Skat Strut from wall to wall
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It's as simple as it gets, just stick out your neck
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Lift up your leg and step to the left
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Now shake a little as you groove to the beat
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--Bend over, shake your big booty
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And if you get dizzy from shaking your butt
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You must have shook the wrong end cuz you ain't doing
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The Skat Strut (I though I saw a putty kat- I did, I did)
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As we go a little something like this-- Hit it!!
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Without a question, its the strut to fame
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I can see myself now on the aisles of "Soul Train"
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People want to know if its meant to be silly
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I say only when it's done by Milli and Vanilli
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The dance is mine a generation of felines
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Mastered this step back in '69
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Return of the Skat Strut a brand new dance
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(I thought I) could but you can't-- BUST IT
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Homeboy Fatz, Why don't you step up to the microphone
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And give them a little taste of
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Your beat box boy---
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FATZ: Hey man, I've told you
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I don't like nobody telling me what to do
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Now I'm a beat-box, but I'm a do-it-my-way
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Anybody got something to say?
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MC Skat Kat: For those who don't know me,
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My name is Skat
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I'm the kat who did the rap in "Opposites Attract"
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Me and Paula did a duo and then I went solo
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To grab the microphone and make the ladies go
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HO!
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And now that I've got you at my command
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Its my sole opportunity to make you dance
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I want all four paws on the dance floor
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Do that strut until your legs get sore
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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Skat Strut
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Paula Abdul |