Please don't mess with me I'll spit you out like you were Sunny D
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Did you really think you could be mean baby? Listen this next part is key,
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You play a lot of Nintendo, smoke Endo
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As far as men go, when ya gonna hit a crescendo and throw Super Mario and Atari out the window?
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Now, we have something in common-You're lactose intolerant I'm wack host intolerant
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Stop talkin about smackin crack hoes you're in college apologies accepted
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I might have left lyrical holes in your mind
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You'll fill it later with Cable or Hot 97 or Taco-Bell-n applyin, you wanna play? Fine
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Play-doh, roll you through a machine until you come out in little strings
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I'm obscene I really could eat like 5 Krispy Kremes
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Like when they're hot-Like all my tracks are hot
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I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot-Like all my tracks are
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hot
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Stop going on AOL chat to try to find friends, yeah everyone likes you because you said you
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were tall, slim and
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Liked Dre over Ren, Cage over Em, Rage over them, Bahamadia over Lil' Kim
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I had no idea you been down with hip-hop since you were ten
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You were out ya playpen rubbin Barbie all over Ken and marveling over your carving
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Of Led Zeppelin in your desk in ya den
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I'm hittin mad skins you got bad skin get rad skins for your MP3 player kid I'm a Real Player!
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Hard like Slayer while you a dater with Darth Vader I'm famous-later-
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I hang with both Ralph Nader and Roc Raida, OK?
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I swear I'm super you play boring Solitaire on your computer combed over hair
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Wear a boober shirt work at Hooters in your underwear look like Mr. Hooper I don't care
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I was nice to you originally what I'm doin is gonna ruin you like Druid ruins hear the crowd
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booin naturally
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Actually this is a big 'ol waste of my time
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I would rather be home playing with my parakeets than making up this stupid rhyme
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I mean, I am a sensitive Pisces and I wouldn't want to make you start cryin-Yeah start cryin
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You get mad at Napster when nobody's even heard of you
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I did a search on your name and came up with 1 result-
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It was your computer, you're a loser
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Lame, your screen name pseudo hip-hop sounding lingo mixed up lowercase/capital letters
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What you think this is Bingo? I got singles out already
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People know my name in discerning circles from New York to LA
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While you earn Colonels jerk pay spurt on dirty curtains in a big shirt singin Hip Hop Hooray
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You're idle I'm an idol you're not entitled I got a title
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Nobody trades your file chill child when I said I liked you I was just tired
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Go occupy yourself for a while you're lost whatever just frick off, vile in denial just step off
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Why you think I get deals from record labels you get deals from drug dealers
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Unappealing insincere won't eat Happy Meals you spill bong water like tears filled with lost
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fear
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Do acid and beer and trip out on how your queer little beard looks so weird in the mirror man
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Guitar noodlin and patchouli let me teach you Ital-go Fongule
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When I was in high school I'd a thought you were so fuckin cool
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Anyway as I was saying before my screen name is much better than yours, its' -----
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What you think I would tell you so you can Instant Messenger me all day?
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I don't think so I am very important and right now I am eating lunch
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Go get signed to Ruffhouse go away, bid on Ebay for a stuffed Mickey Mouse in a mug,
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A sticky handcuffed pic of buff Courtney Love, one of Prince's aborted doves, a Jackson glove,
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A blow up Peter Max pillow of Love, a diamond rug, or somethin worth more than all that stuff:
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A cup that Princess Superstar once drank out of
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You Get Mad At Napster
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| Princess Superstar |
