Hold your breath when you see me walking by
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I'm obsessed with movies, like Barbed Wire throw a stiletto in ya eye
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I confess I'm like Jesse James in an Ames parking lot
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Have humorous fun pullin numerous guns on consumers (Run!)
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Your man-freaked that, I told John- Get Back
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Broke your 8Track A-Dats stole your Kit Kats
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Grab your fanny pack and gagged you with a six pack a six White Castle sack
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Drip wax in your office fax changed a few facts in your contract
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Your advance is axed and A & R is gonna write all ya new tracks
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I'm on the dole with mad loot sellin bootlegs of poor artists
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Got two legs to work but I beg for change to drink Bacardis
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Hearty meals got these Hardy Boys hard then taught Nancy Drew and her dog
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How to jerk off and how to steal from drug dealers
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Ahh enough of this I killed Snuffalufagus
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With pills and made a snuff film to prove to Big Bird he exists (See he is real!)
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I'm ill cant deal with mere mortals
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Got a portal in my knee to beam me to a balance beam but I just drank 3 Jim Beams
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My Olympic team is gonna scream at me, is it my turn? I gotta pee
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I'm 14 but haven't grown since I was three
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Get my kicks feedin drinks to kids in rehab clinks
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Minx took Pink to my sink and used her hair die to die my minks
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Tattoo inks with Ajax I highjacked Pat Sajak
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Sent him back to Wheel of Fortune with a bad limp and a crack habit
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Silly rabbit this song is for kids, the way the messed up system is
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If I was a black man I'd be up on a 8 year bid
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Id ego you know I wish I owned those, but I sold em to buy nice speakers
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(What kind?) Bose
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Trouble-We like it like that
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Trouble capital T stands for me punchin ya tummy cover you with honey and ants
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Fatal Attraction boil a bunny while I breakdance
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Fart in my hotpants in a crowded theatre at Sundance (must have been the hot ranch)
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So let's dance because I killed Bowie's wife with a bowie knife
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C'mon mon it was Iman and man Bowie's my man gimme one more night
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I just upchucked my pills and Tom Collins on Phil Collins, I mean Phil it was just a spill-chill
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Bad upbringing I made Jerry's kids phone stop ringing
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I'm only kiddin with this sick singing I'm just givin what this track's bringin
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Trouble I'm not subtle I need more air so I popped that kid and stole his bubble
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Stuck him in some double Tupperware, A clean death inject ya with Crest and crystal meth
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Obsessed with my own breasts won't look at you so don't get undressed for sex
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I guess I'm on a rampage for underage idols
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Did Malcolm's bro in the middle and little Kenny with subtitles
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I strike quick like the emperor not the right temperature and I think it's too easy to make fun
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of 98 Degrees
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And now that you mention it Britney, Christina, and Nsync-
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Why even bother, we'll all be gone by next week
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Trouble
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