Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog
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too
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And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
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If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
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Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?
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HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
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I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid
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I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
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Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
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Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
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Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?
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In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
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(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
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But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell
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Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the
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creepy monsters want
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Plus I'll be taking your TV
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Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
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I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
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Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
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I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
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Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
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I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
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Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
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I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
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Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
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Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to
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bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
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Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
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Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's
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cucumber
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Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
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Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
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No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
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Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
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No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
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One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
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Bad Babysitter
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