Don't often open up this floor
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Since I handed in my gun
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What all these keys are for
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Now my tour of duty's done
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You got to know the switches
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Now you got your turn
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Watch and learn, junior
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Watch and learn
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Now you will get your
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Trouble spots
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Here's one from
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Down voodoo way
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Bragged he had me
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By the you-know-whats
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Very funny, you don't say
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The big enchilada
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Stealing elections
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Had to go down there
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Trash collection
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Got his cojones
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On my desk in there
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Made into a souvenir
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Set of cufflinks, nice pair
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The rest of him's
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Someplace up here
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Sometimes you got to
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Put a shoulder to the door
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Not so fast, junior
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Listen to your pa
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Here, son
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I'm handing over to you
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Don't crash the ambulance
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Whatever you do
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What we have here's
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A dung hole place
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Thought it was fly shit
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On the map
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Fat bastard, ugly face
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And the personal crap
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You can't move the barriers
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You can't mess with oil and gas
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Had to go down there
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Stick a couple
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Aircraft carriers
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In his ass
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Fancy dress
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Medals chest
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It's all in here
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For all the gigs
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Gas mask
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Bullet-proof vest
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All the usual rigs
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There'll be things they missed
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They didn't mention
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You've even
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Got a whistle in there
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For attracting attention
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Well, I think you're gonna
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Be okay, son
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You've had the tour, I guess
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These two buttons
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By the way
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This one I hope
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You never press
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Some holy fool, just watch
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Who's not like you or me
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That one's the whole
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Shooting match
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Right there
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It's the whole shitaree
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We don't forget
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Who put us here, jack
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That's page one
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We talk soft
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But carry a big stick
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And pack the biggest gun
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We don't like accidents
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Major or minor
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You don't want yourself
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An incident
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Don't ever invade china
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Here, son
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I'm handing over to you
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Don't crash the ambulance
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Here, son
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I'm handing over to you
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Don't crash the ambulance
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Whatever you do
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Don't Crash The Ambulance
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| Mark Knopfler |