(Dick/Kelly/Mover/Rothery/Trewavas)
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Washing machine, pinstripe dream
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Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
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Found our nest, in the Daily Express
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Met the vicar in a holy vest
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Brought up the children Church of E
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Now I vegetate with a colour TV
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Worst ever thing that ever happened to me
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Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E., oh Judy
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Whatever happened to pillow fights
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Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights
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Whatever happened to lover's lane
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Whatever happened to passion games
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Sunday walks in the pouring rain
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Curling tongs, mogadons
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"I got a headache baby, don't take so long"
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Single beds, middle age dread
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Losing the war in the Waistlands spread
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Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube
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Who forgot to flush the loo
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Leave your sweaty socks outside the door
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Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy
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Whatever happened to morning smiles
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Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles
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Whatever happened to twinkling eyes, hard fast drives
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Complements on unnatural size
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Propping up a bar, family car
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Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
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World war three, suburbanshee
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Just slip her these pills and I'll be free
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No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more
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Goodbye Judy
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Punch And Judy
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| Marillion |
