I make my living off the Evening News
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Just give me something-something I can use
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People love it when you lose,
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They love dirty laundry
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Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
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I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
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Come and whisper in my ear
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Give us dirty laundry
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em when they're down
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em when they're down
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em when they're down
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em all around
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We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
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comes on at five
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She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
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in her eye
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It's interesting when people die-
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Give us dirty laundry
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Can we film the operation?
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Is the heir dead yet?
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You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
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Get the widow on the set!
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We need dirty laundry
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em when they're down
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em when they're down
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Kick 'em when they're up
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Kick 'em when they're down
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Kick 'em when they're stiff
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Kick 'em all around
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Dirty little secrets
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Dirty little lies
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We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
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We love to cut you down to size
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We love dirty laundry
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We can do "The Innuendo"
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We can dance and sing
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When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
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We all know that Crap is King
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Give us dirty laundry!
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Dirty Laundry
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| Lisa Marie Presley |
