I invited salmonella poison
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They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a tux
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I invited all the guitar heroes
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We threw away the guest list, and lost a thousand bucks
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I called all the local geniuses
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They wrote the guide for the perplexed and the drunk
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Wild eyed they came from all directions
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Stompin' on the dance floor and droppin' all their junk
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All I've got to show are shreds of boa
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All I've got to keep is paper-thin
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All I've got to show are shreds of boa
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Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!
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We're out again!
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We're out again!
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We're out again!
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Hoo!
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Check out the stone on Tammy Tuesday
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She's handin' out a fortune in party favor pearls
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Here come all those thunderin' beasties
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Disabling security, and touchin' all the girls
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Check out all the star-struck ramblers
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Littering the dance floor with scorpions and Sting
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Here come all the ruby-studded hap'ners
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Everybody came and destroyed everything
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All I've got to show are shreds of boa
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All I've got to keep is paper-thin
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All I've got to show are shreds of boa
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Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again
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You left your shreds of boa
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We sucked it off your chin
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You left your shreds of boa
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Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!
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We're out again!
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We're out again!
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We're out again!
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We're out again!
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Shreds Of Boa
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| The Presidents Of The United States Of America |
