Yeah!
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Drum solo.. drum solo!
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Phil Rott!
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Ladies and gentlemen.. Mr Phil Rott
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Alright here's a song that we actually know
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And we actually made it up
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So I hope you actually enjoy it
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and it goes actually like this
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Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
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Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
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Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
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Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
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Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
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Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
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Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
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Old man on the back porch, and that.....
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Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
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Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
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Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
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Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
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Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
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All arriving at the station
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Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
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Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
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Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
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Old man on the back porch, and that.....
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Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
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I'm old.. I'm an old man
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I took all my money
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And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium outside of Syndey, Australia
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I decided to retire here in Asustralia
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Because it's so gosh-damn beatuiful
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I love it so tenderly
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So much it's just home
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Oh so out for underneath the trees
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Come a bunch of little chickies
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And the buckets and the monkeys
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With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars
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"Hey Chris wanna jam?"
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Sure, why not!
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But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
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Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
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Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
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Old man on the back porch, and that.....
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Back Porch (Live)
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| The Presidents Of The United States Of America |
