Once that you've decided on a killing,
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First you make a stone of your heart.
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And if you find that your hands are still willing,
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Then you can turn a murder into art.
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There really isn't any need for bloodshed,
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You just do it with a little more finesse.
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If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee,
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Then it avoids an awful lot of mess.
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It's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
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It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
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Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
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It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
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Now if you have a taste for this experience
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And you're flushed with your very first success,
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Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
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And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
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Because murder is like anything you take to
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It's a habit-forming need for more and more.
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You can bump off every member of your family
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And anybody else you find a bore
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Because it's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
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It's as easy to learn as your ABC
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Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
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It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
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Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
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In history's great dark hall of fame.
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All our greatest killers were industrious
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At least the ones that we all know by name.
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But you can reach the top of your profession
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If you become the leader of the land,
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For murder is the sport of the elected,
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And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
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Because it's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
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It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
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Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
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It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E,..........
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Murder By Numbers
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