[Cousin Kevin:]
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Were on our own cousin,
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all alone cousin.
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Let's think of a game to play
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Now the grownups have all gone away.
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You won't be much fun
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being blind deaf and dumb
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But I've no one to play with today.
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D'you know how to play hide and seek?
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To find me it would take you a week,
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But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
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There's a lot I can do to a freak.
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How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
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Ducked your head under and started to laugh.
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What would you do if I shut you outside,
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To stand in the rain
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and catch cold so you died?
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I'm the school bully !
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The classroom cheat.
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The nastiest playfriend,
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You ever could meet.
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I'll stick pins in your fingers
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And tread on your feet...
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Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
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Would change your expression to one of alarm,
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I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair
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Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...
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I'm the school bully !
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The classroom cheat.
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The nastiest playfriend,
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You ever could meet.
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I'll put glass in your dinner
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And spikes in your seat...
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Cousin Kevin
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| The Who |