Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
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There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
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And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
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Good bloke fairly
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But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
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Bounce 'em round like bunnies
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I'm likely to cause mischief
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Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
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Law abiding and all, all legal.
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And who cares about my liver when it feels good
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Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
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Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
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Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
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I down eight pints and run all over the place
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Spit in the face of an officer
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See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
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Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
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Come on lads lets have another fight
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Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
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In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
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For the choice of herbs I inhale.
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This ain't no wholesale operation
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Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
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I pose a threat to the nation
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And down the station the police hold no patience
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Let's talk space and time
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I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
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And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
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Pass the hydrator please
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Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
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Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
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Cause I taker pride in my hobby
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Home made bongs using my engineering degree
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Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.
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Like I was saying to him.
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I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave."
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So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
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Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
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Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
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Vodka and Snake Bite.
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Going on like a right geez, he's a twat,
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Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
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Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
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If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
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Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
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Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
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I've got all the anger pent up inside of me.
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You know I don't see why I should be the criminal
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How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
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And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
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I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
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We pose no threat on my settee
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Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
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"We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out
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I doubt they meant to mess us about
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After all we're all adults not louts."
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As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
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We're not the ones out there causing trouble.
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We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
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Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
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MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
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Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.
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Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
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Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
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You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
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Just for getting drunk
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I like getting drunk
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Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
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If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
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Now Terry you're repeating yourself
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But that's okay drunk people can't help that.
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A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.
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What. I know exactly what I'm saying
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I'm perfectly sane
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You stinking student lameo
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Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.
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Err, well actually according to research
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Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
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When compared to how much they spend on repairing
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Leery drunk people at the weekend
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In casualty wards all over the land.
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Why you cheeky little swine come here
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I'm gonna batter you. Come here.
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The Irony Of It All
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| The Streets |
