Standing in the dock at Southampton
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Trying to get to Holland or France
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The man in the mac said, "You've got to go back"
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You know they didn't even give us a chance
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Christ you know it ain't easy
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You know how hard it can be
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The way things are going
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They're going to crucify me
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Finally made the plane into Paris
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Honeymooning down by the Seine
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Peter Brown called to say
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"You can make it OK
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You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"
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Christ you know it ain't easy
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You know how hard it can be
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The way things are going
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They're going to crucify me
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Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
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Talking in our beds for a week
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The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
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I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"
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Christ you know it ain't easy
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You know how hard it can be
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The way things are going
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They're going to crucify me
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Saving up your money for a rainy day
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Giving all your clothes to charity
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Last night the wife said
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"Oh boy, when you're dead
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You don't take nothing with you
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But your soul, think!"
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Made a lightning trip to Vienna
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Cating chocolate cake in a bag
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The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head
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They look just like two gurus in drag"
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Christ you know it ain't easy
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You know how hard it can be
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The way things are going
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They're going to crucify me
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Caught an early plane back to London
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Fifty acorns tied in a sack
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The men from the press said, "We wish you success
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It's good to have the both of you back"
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Christ you know it ain't easy
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You know how hard it can be
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The way things are going
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They're going to crucify me
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The way things are going
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They're going to crucify me
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The Ballad Of John And Yoko
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| The Beatles |