Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland Or France
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The man in the mac said, "you've got to go back,"
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you know they didn't even give us a chance
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Christ!
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You know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
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Finally made the plane into Paris, honeymooning down by the Seine.
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Peter Brown called to say, "you can make it O.K.,
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You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain."
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Christ!
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You know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
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Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a week.
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The newspeople said, "say what you doing in bed?"
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I said "we're only trying to get us some peace."
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Christ!
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You know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
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Saving up your money for a rainy day,
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Giving all your clothes to charity,
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Last night the wife said,
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"Oh boy, when you're dead you don't take nothing with your soul"
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Think!
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Made a lightning trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in a bag.
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The newspapers said, "she's going to his head,"
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They look like two Gurus in drag."
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Christ!
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You know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
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Caught the early plane back to London, fifty acorns tied in a sack.
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The men from the press said, "we wish you success,
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It's good to have the both of you back."
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Christ!
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You know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
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The Ballad Of John And Yoko
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