(Arthur Thomas)
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[Originally by The Five Man Electrical Band)
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And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
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So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
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He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
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So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
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[Chorus:]
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Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
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Fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
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Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign
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And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
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So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house
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Hey! What gives you the right!
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To put up a fence and keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in
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If God was here, he'd tell it to your face, man, you're some kind of sinner
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[Chorus]
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Oh, say now mister, can't you read
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You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
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You can't watch, no you can't eat, you ain't supposed to be here
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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" - uh!
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[Solo]
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And the sign says "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
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But then they passed around a plate at the end of it all
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And I didn't have a penny to pay
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So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own fuckin' sign
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I said, "Thank you Lord for thinking 'bout me, I'm alive and doing fine", oh
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[Chorus 2x]
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Yes! Some old song, called "Signs Signs", I wish we did write that one, but
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We didn't - wow!
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Alright
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Signs
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