(Mason Williams)
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Lunch Toters:
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How about them lunch toters, ain't they a bunch? Goin' off to work a-totin' their lunch.
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Totin' them vittles. Totin' that chow. Eatin' it later. Totin' it now.
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Look at them lunch toters, ain't they funny, some use a paper sack, some use a gunny
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Them food frugal lunch toters, ain't they wise? Totin' their lunch made by their wives.
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How to be a lunch toter, if I may emote it. Gitchy wife to fix it. Go to work and tote it!
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Stamp Lickers:
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How about them stamp lickers, ain't they champs? Drool, slurp, slobber, lickin' them stamps.
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Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue. Lickin' that paper. Eatin' that glue.
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Look at them stamp lickers, ain't they gung ho? Lickin' them thrift stamps with they tongu-e-o.
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Them lolly goggle stamp lickers, ain't they a rage? Stickin' them licky stamps on that page.
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How to be a stamp licker? Don't need a ticket. Get a stamp or two, juice up and lick it!
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Them Hors D'Oeuvres:
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How about them Hors D'oeuvres, ain't they sweet? Little piece of cheese and little piece of meat!
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Them Poems
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The Kingston Trio |