Went to a party
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I danced all night
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I drank 16 beers
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And I started up a fight
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But now I am jaded
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You're out of luck
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I'm rolling down the stairs
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk, to fuck
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I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
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To fuck
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I like your stories
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I love your gun
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Shooting out truck tires
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Sounds like loads and loads of fun
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But in my room
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Wish you were dead
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You ball like the baby
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In Eraserhead
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk, to fuck
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It's all I need right now
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk to fuck
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Too drunk, to fuck
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I'm sick soft gooey and cold
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Too drunk to fuck
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I'm about to drop
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My head's a mess
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The only salvation is
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I'll never see you again
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You give me head
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It makes it worse
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Take out your fuckin' retainer
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Put it in your purse
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I'm too drunk to fuck
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You're to drunk to fuck
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Too drunk to fuck
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It's all I need right now Oh baby
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I'm melting like an ice cream bar
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Oh baby
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And now I got diarrhea
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Too drunk to fuck
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Yeah, Yeah
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Yeah, Yeah
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Yeah, Yeah
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Oooohhh
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Too Drunk To Fuck
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| The Dead Kennedys |
