good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine
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bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker
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magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop
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mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been
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stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair
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well i'm still cuttin classes i just couldn't hep myself
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i got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn bail circus afternoon
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i see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good
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sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
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what's the low down mr. brown heard you boy's leavin town
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i just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
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throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good
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always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1
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that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
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you know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter
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you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
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now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass
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put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast
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oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do
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probly be a barber not a bum like you
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still gotchur paper route now that's just fine
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now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time
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you be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl
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know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
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| Tom Waits |
