Uncle Vernon
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Uncle Vernon
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Independent as a
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Hog on ice
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Hi's a big shot down there
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At the slaughterhouse
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He plays accordion
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For Mr.Weiss
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Uncle Biltmore and
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Uncle William
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Made a
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Million during
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World War II
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But they're tightwads
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And they're
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Cheap skates
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And they'll never
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Give a dime to you
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Auntie Mame
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Has gone
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Inside
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She lives in
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The doorway of an old hotel
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And the
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Radio's playing opera and
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All she ever says
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Is go to Hell.
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Uncle Violet
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Flew as a pilot
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He said there
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Ain't no pretty
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Girls in France
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Now he runs a
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Tidy little
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Bookie joint they say
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He never
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Keeps it in his pants
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Uncle Bill
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Will never leave a will
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And the tumor is as
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Big as an egg
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He has a mistress
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She's Puerto Rican
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And i heard she has
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A wooden leg.
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Uncle Phil
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Can't live without his pills
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He has emphysema and
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He's almost blind
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And we must find out
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Where the money is
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Get it now
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Before he loses his min
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Repeat First Verse
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Cemetery Polka
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| Tom Waits |
