The car won't start-it's falling apart
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I was late for work and the boss got smart
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My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose
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My hair went flat-man, I hate that
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Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
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I realized I forgot my purse
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With all this stress-I must confess
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This could be worse than PMS
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This job ain't worth the pay
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Can't wait 'til the end of the day
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Honey, I'm on my way
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
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Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
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Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
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Fix me up my favorite treat
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
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I need to relax and watch TV
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Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
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Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
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I broke a nail opening the mail
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I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
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This job's a pain-it's so mundane
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It sure don't stimulate my brain
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This job ain't worth the pay
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Can't wait 'til the end of the day
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Honey, I'm on my way
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
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Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
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Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
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Fix me up my favorite treat
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
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I need to relax and watch TV
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Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
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Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
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Oh, rub my neck will you
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
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Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
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Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
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Fix me up my favorite treat
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
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I need to relax and watch TV
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Get off the phone-give the dog a bone
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Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
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I'm home, that feels much better
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Honey, I'm Home
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| Shania Twain |
