Oh, the fire's burning slow
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Now, where's that mistletoe
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Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here
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I need a taste of Christmas cheer
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I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
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Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
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Santa's never been this hard to resist
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But Santa never used to look like this
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[Chorus]
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He's traded in his reindeer for a limousine
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He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
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This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
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'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag (oh, oh)
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Now, I've got to, got to find out how
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To make him want to settle down
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I've got his big fat kiss
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Right at the top of my list
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So we can build a little candy home
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And have a few elves of our own
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I want to sneak a peek at my surprise
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And see tradition metamorphosize
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[Second Chorus]
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He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down
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He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town
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This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
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'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag (oh yeah)
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[Breakdown Chorus]
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As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
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He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor
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This Christmas, I want something I've never had
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'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag
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[Third Chorus]
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He's got a Rickenbacher and he's bleached his hair
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He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair
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This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
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'Cause Santa's got a brand new
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[Fourth Chorus]
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He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
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He's pictured on the front of "Money" magazine
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This Christmas, I'm wanting something I've never had
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'Cause Santa's got a brand new
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Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag
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Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
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| Shedaisy |
