(Rod Stewart / Gary Grainger)
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I'm tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
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It's Friday night I'm all alone still a bachelor
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She said she'd call me when she'd finished work
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Haven't heard a word all day
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I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali
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(Attractive female wanted)
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I ain't asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me
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(Attractive female wanted)
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I'll share all my records, toothbrush and car
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and color TV, honestly
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A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
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(Attractive female wanted)
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She doesn't have to be a movie star
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cover of a magazine
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She can work in a garage all day
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in the evening some canteen
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I'm tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
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It's embarrassing
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(Attractive female wanted)
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I've had no complaints
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but obviously you've guessed
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no compliments
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(Attractive female wanted)
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Won't someone please answer my prayers
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before I'm old and grey
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(Attractive female wanted)
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I've been lonely too long
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all of my family think I'm gay
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She doesn't have to be a movie star
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cover of magazine
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She can work in a garage all day
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in the evening some canteen
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Attractive female wanted
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Active female wanted
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I may get drunk stink like a skunk
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but she'll look after me
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(Attractive female wanted)
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Put me to bed ease my aching head
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and made fuss of me
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You know what I gonna do
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Think I'll write a letter
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to Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially
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Dear Sir
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A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
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Attractive Female Wanted
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| Rod Stewart |