*featuring Cher
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[Rod Stewart]
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After one whole quart of brandy
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Like a daisy I awake
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With no Bromo Seltzer handy,
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I don't even shake.
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[Cher]
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Men are not a new sensation;
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I've done pretty well, I think.
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But this half-pint imitation
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Put me on the blink
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I'm wild again
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Beguiled again
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A simpering, whimpering child again
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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[Rod Stewart]
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Listen, baby
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I couldn't sleep
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And wouldn't sleep
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Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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[Cher]
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Lost my heart but what of it?
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My mistake I agree.
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[Rod Stewart]
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Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it
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Although the laugh's on me.
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[Cher]
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Oohh I'll sing to him
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Bring springs to him
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And worship the trousers that cling to him
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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Oh you're so cute
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Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough
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And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough
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[Cher] Aha
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[Both]
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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[Cher]
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When he talks he is seeking
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Words to get off his chest.
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[Rod Stewart]
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Horizontally speaking
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She's at her very best.
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[Both]
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Oh we've seen a lot
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I mean a lot
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And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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Oh, we're vexed again
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Perplexed again
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Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
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Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
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Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered
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| Rod Stewart |
