Hey, little asshole!
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I thought I told you to stay out of my room?
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My daddy used to call me little asshole,
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when he got home from work every night
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That's because I used to break everything he owned,
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everything that he thought was nice
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At 65, he's getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
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Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight
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It all started back in '77,
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when god sent this angel down from heaven
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You hoped I'd become the king of my class,
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but I turned out to be a royal pain in the ass
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You decided to call me Mitch, well, paybacks are a bitch
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And I guess I'm just the punishment for your past
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My daddy used to call me little asshole,
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(Little asshole!)
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when he got home from work every night
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That's because I used to break everything he owned,
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everything that he thought was nice
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Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
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Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight
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You decided to send me off to Shepherd Pratt*,
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where they said "Sir, we'll take care of your little brat"
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First, they diagnosed me with hyperactivity,
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then they said I had A B C D E F'in' G
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Said I'd be a problem child, always just a little wild
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Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
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My daddy used to call me little asshole,
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(Little asshole!)
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when he got home from work every night
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That's because I used to break everything he owned,
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everything that he thought was nice
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Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
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Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight
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I can hear him say...
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"Hey, little asshole!
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I thought I told you to stay out of my room?"
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Daddy thought he wasted all his money,
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sending me off to the university
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But he didn't realize my long-term scheme,
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only 5-and-1-half years to get my degree
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When I got home, I'd never guess,
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daddy had a new address
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and the note said there was no room there for me!
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My daddy used to call me little asshole,
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(You little asshole!)
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when he got home from work every night
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(What the hell did you do now?)
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That's because I used to break everything he owned,
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everything that he thought was nice
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Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
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I think it's time for me to go, the basement's getting mighty cold,
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but not before I break everything else tonight
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I can hear him say
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"Hey, little asshole!
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I thought I told you to stay out of my room?
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Hey, little asshole!
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I thought I told you to stay out of my room?"
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Little Asshole
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