Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick
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For those who don't like it, eat a dick
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But for those who with me, sing that shit
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As it go a little something like this
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La Di Da Di, we likes to party
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We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
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We're, just some niggaz who're on the mic
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And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)
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For all my Doggs keepin y'all in health
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Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
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Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin
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Which we create, cuz that's our mission
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So listen close, to what we say
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Because this types of shit happens every-day
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I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
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I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
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went to the bathroom to wash up
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I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
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and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
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Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
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There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
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The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
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Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
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So I slipped off my khakis and my gold leaf
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Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale
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And then I got the file, for my fingernails
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I'm true to the style on my behalf
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I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
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Clean, dry, was my body and hair
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I threw on my brand new Doggy underwear
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for all the bitches I might take home
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I got the Johnson baby powder and Cool Water cologne
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Now I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks
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Threw on my white sox, with my all blue chucks
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Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
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I went back in, I forgot my indo
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Then I dilly (dally) I ran through an (alley)
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I bumped into this smoker named (Sally) from the (Valley)
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This was a girl playin hard to get
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So I said "What's wrong?" cuz she looked upset
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She said um
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It's all because of you, i'm feelin said and blue
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You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
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I love you so, how much you'll never know
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Cause you took your dope away from me
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A-huh, a-huh, ahuh
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Damn, now what was I to do
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She's cryin over me and she was feelin blue
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I said, "Um, don't cry, dry your eye
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And here comes your mother with those two little guys"
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Her mean mother steps then says to me "Hi!!"
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Decked Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
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Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
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Slammed the child on the hard concrete
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The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
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Somethin was wrong I said, "What was goin on?"
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I tried to break up, I said, "Stop it, just leave her!"
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She said, "If I can't smoke none, she can't either!"
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She grabbed my closely by my socks
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So I broke the hell out, and I grabbed my sack of rocks
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But um, they gave chase, they caught up quick
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They started cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick
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and sayin....
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Why don't you give me a play
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So we can brake it down the Long Beach way
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And if you give me that okay
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I'll give you all my love today
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Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see
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Somehow your words just hypnotize me
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And I just love your jazzy ways
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Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay
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And on and on and on she kept goin
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The bitch been around before my mother's born!
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I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a hit
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I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"
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She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin
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I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin!"
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I says, "I am, go ask my mother
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And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"
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Yeah, uhh, tic toc you don't stop
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And to the, ah tic toc and you don't quit
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Yeah, tic toc and ya don't stop, and to the
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ah tic toc and ya don't quit, beeeotch!
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Lodi Dodi
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| Snoop Dogg |
