(This one's goin' out to the strip joints
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Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous
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For every Go-Go Bar
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I'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs
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Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex
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I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
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I understand when your girl is stressing you out
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(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying?
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Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas
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They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'
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Turn up my symphony, man.
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Turn up my symphony!
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Drop a BEAT!)
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[Chorus]
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Just 'cuz she dances go-go
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It don't make her a ho, no
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Maxine, put your red shoes on
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We going to the disco
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We gonna eeeelope to Meeeexico
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Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
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[Verse 1]
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Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
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bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
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Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
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me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
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Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
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said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
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Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
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down, type of tears that money couldn't buy
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[Chorus 2X]
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[Verse 2]
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[Wyclef]
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Excuse me, what is your name?
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[Hope]
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Uh, my name is Hope, yo
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I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
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Have you any idea how hard this is?
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I could flex in 25 positions
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But I only work here to pay my tuition
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Yo, tantalizing teaser
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Table-top pleaser
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Give me what I need a
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Mastercard a Visa
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Lap dance fantasy
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Picture us on and on white canopy
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Wyclef extended his hand to me
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Like Billy D. said he's feelin me
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Take me away from here, so far
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Where they ride horses, no cars
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No more stripping in bars
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Me and you 'Clef, against the odds
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[Chorus 2X]
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(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
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fronting like the budweiser commercial
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Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'
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You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man.
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I got one question for you liars, man)
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Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
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You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone.
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I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
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And told me if I ever have problems,
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Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[Chorus 2X]
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Call up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo!
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(Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I
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got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)
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Perfect Gentleman
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| Wyclef Jean |
