*featuring Ras Kass, Saafir
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[Intro:]
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[Arabian Voice:] Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor
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[Nurse:] Sit down and wait your turn
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[Xzibit:] Sit your ass down
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[Saafir:]
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You have, scars in your mask like Seal
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That ain't for real
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We'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit back
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[Xzibit:]
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Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feel
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Same style and delivery
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Might as well have his grill
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Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
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25 hundered get you style enhanced
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It's like...
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[Saafir:]
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This, mask right will lift your grill
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It'll put height in your mack
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Don't take to much off
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If you want a nose like Michael Jackson
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[Xzibit:]
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If you want it done right, nigga come see this
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maybe even send your bitch
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We can fix them tits
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From a C cup to a double D cup
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Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yeah
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[Saafir:]
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I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial
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need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racial
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After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone
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Nothin' my scaple can't fix
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What kind of face you want
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[Singing Voice:]
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I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme
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[Saafir:]
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It'll cost you
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[Singing Voice:]
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But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!
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[Saafir:]
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That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone
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What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance
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Before I sit you on my gurney
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And lead you to an anestetic breather
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If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it right
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Casue being fake ain't tight
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You need plastic surgury
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[Hook:]
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I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
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(It seems you need plastic surgury) [x5]
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[Xzibit:]
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I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list
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I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury
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Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases
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feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil
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And what?
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When a nigga place pussy get fucked
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Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,
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Transfused from a junkie
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With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
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Of all hip hop clones
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[Ras Kass:]
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I date fat girls that weight 215
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With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy
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I'm performing vinyl liposuctions
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[Saafir:]
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Phat MC
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[Ras Kass:]
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Phat production, motherfuckin' facial reconstruction
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Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
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sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas
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the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick
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[Saafir:]
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This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic
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After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit
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Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic
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niggas get blasted if they plastic
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[Hook]
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[Ras Kass:]
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I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle
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Criminal Genius
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operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penis
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Take it to your face like a skin graph
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rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)
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You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college
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And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere be
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swallowin'
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Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers
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so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
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We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
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Million Man March all the way to December
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January, Feburary 28th
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[Saafir:]
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I, never, wash my hands
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The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick
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But I'll split you quick
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Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand
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I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip
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Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip
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on a tile that file and twist ya lips
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Like Collin Powell
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Descriptions I'm overwrite
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For the ones thats over bitin' on dental records
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bitin', to God, send your blessings
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I'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks
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and bitches, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me
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A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients
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BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
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You don't have an appointment or an application
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For me to attack your face in my practice
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Never lackin' when I'm insurting these plastic patches
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Seems like you need plastic s
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Plastic Surgery
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| Xzibit |
