GASTON: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
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the wrong
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man. No one says ´no´ to Gaston!
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LEFOU: Darn right!
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GASTON: Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly humiliated. Why, it´s
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more than I
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can bear.
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LEFOU: More beer?
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GASTON: What for? Nothing helps. I´m disgraced.
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LEFOU: Who, you? Never. Gaston, you´ve got to pull yourself
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together.
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Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
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Looking so down in the dumps
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Every guy here´d love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your
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lumps
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There´s no man in town as admired as you
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You´re everyone´s favorite guy
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Everyone´s awed and inspired by you And it´s not very hard to
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see why!
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No one´s slick as Gaston, no one´s quick as Gaston
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No one´s next as incredibly thick as Gaston
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For there´s no man in town half as manly
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Perfect, a pure paragon!
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You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
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And they´ll tell you who´s team they´d prefer to be on!
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OLD CRONIES: No one´s been like Gaston, a king-pin like Gaston
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LEFOU: No one´s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
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GASTON: As a specimen, yes, I´m intimidating!
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OLD CRONIES: My, what a guy that Gaston!
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OLD CRONIES: Give five hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips
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LEFOU: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
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ALL: No one fights like Gaston, no one bites like Gaston
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WRESTLER: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
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BIMBETTES: For there´s no one as burly and brawny
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GASTON: As you see I´ve got biceps to spare
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LEFOU: Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
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GASTON: That´s right! And every last bit of me´s covered with
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hair!
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OLD CRONIES: No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston
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LEFOU: In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!
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GASTON: I´m especially good at expectorating! Ptooey!
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ALL: Ten points for Gaston!
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GASTON: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
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Every morning to help me get large!
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And now that I´m grown, I eat five dozen eggs
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So I´m roughly the size of a barge!
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ALL: No one shoots like Gaston, makes those beauts like Gaston
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LEFOU: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
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GASTON: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
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LEFOU´s DEUT : Say it again,
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MENS: who´s a man among men ?
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WOMENS: And then say it once more
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Mens: Who´s the hero next door ? Who´s a super success ? Don´t you know ? Can´t you guess ?
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ALL : Ask his fans and his five hangers on
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There´s just one guy in town who´s got all of it down
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LEFOU: And his name´s g-a-s...t
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G-a-s-t-e
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G-a-s-t-o, oh
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Gaston
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ALL: My what a guy! Gaston!!!!!!!
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Gaston
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| Beauty and the Beast |
