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If it's easier to discuss this
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privately without you dad the
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minister who doesn't take
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kindly to your pursuits then
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I'll oblige.
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Was it you that was found
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with your pants down
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watching your favourite cartoon
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yelling at the shopkeeper
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for the changing of the channel
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say to your self:
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"Be still my beating off"
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well it may be inappropriate
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for someone in your position
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as a cop to satisfy
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yourself at the local blue light disco
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say to yourself:
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"Be still my beating off"
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there's no crime when you choose your time
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and your place to masturbate in a public place
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you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose
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whether or not you want to be on the news.
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Well I'm sure the judge will
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look lightly
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on your case considering I saw him
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earlier at the footy
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having a quick one off the wrist then
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say to yourself:
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"Be still my beating off"
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Be still my beating off
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| Frenzal Rhomb |
