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Slag Aid
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This is the last one
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Organize, occupy, kick the bastards out
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Don't wear the gold lam?br> In keeping with the fashion for charity, not change
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Here's out contribution--we've called it Slag Aid
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For every pop star that we slag off today
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Twenty-five million pounds will be given away
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Paul McCartney - come on down
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With crocodile tears to irrigate this ground
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Make of Somalia a fertile paradise
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Where everyone sings Beatles songs, buys shares in EMI
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A and M
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Axl Rose, this is your life
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Thank the Lord that you were born white
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And thank MTV for this wonderful opportunity
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To peddle your hypocrisy
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David Bowie, the price is right
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With a suitful of compassion and a gobful of shite
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Still the voices of those who doubt
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Coca-Cola for the peasants
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And Michael Jackson, game for a laugh
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Dancing us down the garden path
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To Beverly Hills nine oh one oh, you know, you know
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Fill the world with silver media
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Ladies and Gentlemen, our special guest tonight
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He's come all the way, put your hands together for Mr. John Lighton
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AKA Johnny Rotten
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He's got a new book out, no McLaren, no Matlock, no Dignity
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Well we got a surprise for him tonight
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'Cause we're gonna do the business, and we take no prisoners
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'Cause we got the hammer and we got the nails
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We got the hammer and we got the nails
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We got the hammer and we got the nails
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And the two pieces of wood
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Put 'em together, folks, and what have we got?
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Tonight, live in Leeds, in city square, we've got the two pieces of wood sitting up
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You see him hanging there, he's upside down, nice little twist
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Because we're gonna nail Mr. Lighton right up to that cross and leave him hanging there
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Till the vultures come down and pick his eyes off his can, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ladies and gentlemen, you've been so good
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Thank you, on next week's show, the man upstairs
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And have we got a bone to pick with him!
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Adieu
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Thank you very much
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Thanks a lot
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Cheers
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Ta
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(Chatter)
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Slag Aid
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