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[Boots]
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Now if ya gettin' in my car don't sit down right away
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Cause my passenger seat tilts sideaways
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And don't even try to lean the shit back
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The whole damn thang'll fall off the track
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Stick your hand out, and signal for a right
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My window's stuck plus I got a broken turn light
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Naw I ain't dippin'! Sometimes I get a stuck brake
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Got my rearview attached with some duct tape
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Keep yo' knee right there!
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I'm tryna keep that glove compartment closed playa!
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The seatbelt don't work just tie it round your waist
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If you crash through the window just cover your face
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The radio gets one station on AM, it's Chinese
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but if you listed you could catch what they sayin'
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Stop complainin' -- I heard what you said
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So what the seat spring poked you in the leg?
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Didn't know it stabbed you, but what you stompin' fo'?
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You finna put yo' foot through that hole in the flo'!
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Now what you say - you gonna sue me?
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Awwww, because the baby hurt his leg and got a booby?
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Now your feelings hurt, you wanna get up out my shit
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Cool motherfucker, here you go, get yo' kicks
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You need to act a little older!
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If you want that do' to open you gon' have to use yo' shoulder
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Get the fuck up out fool, you lose - why?
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My car is better than yo' shoes
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Chorus: *sung* (2X)
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Now if you get in my bucket baby, you gotta sit on the flo'
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And I ain't go no license you know, I'm tryin-a duck the po'-po'
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[Boots]
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See me in the town you might think I'm a star
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Every three months in a different car
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Like the other day in a '81 Datsun
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wit' my alternator rollin' shotgun
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Or in the fall in a '88 Seville
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Pushin' it wit my foot down the hill
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Once I did a job, the lady didn't wanna pay me
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So she offered me a hooptie instead, I said MAYBE
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Cause it looked like it went through a war
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Missin' a door, three out of four
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Ain't bad -- but is it safe to drive?
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I'll wait til payday, then make it live
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Fixed the beat first cause that's my choice
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A bucket wit' the beat look like a Rolls Royce!
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Next week it broke down on the Bay Bridge
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And lemme tell you that motherfucker dang-ress!
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Had a hun'ed so I hit the auction block off
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Got a seven-six Pinto wit' some knock offs
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Catchin' buses be gettin' me to work late
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And you know that slow down my pay rate
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Down to zero
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No alignment make it kinda hard to steer though
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They need to pay me for all these adventures
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Tell 'em to my grandkids when I got dentures
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Makin' a buck really costs a buck fiddy
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It's only that cheap if yo' cars shitty
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Motherfuckers laughin' but it beats the AC transit blues
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Shit, my car is better than my shoes
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Chorus
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Cars and Shoes
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| The Coup |
