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Oh what have you done with your life
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Oh please don't tell me
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Just shut up and go to work
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Cause you're interrupting me
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I won't represent the U.S.
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In the summer olympics
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My character's questionable
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My life is a broken record
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CHORUS:
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I'm shredding the document
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I'm keeping my mouth shut
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I'm running on radio silence
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I'm letting the record speak
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I'm shredding the document
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The switchboard is lighting up
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I'm not taking anymore calls
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Well maybe from larry King
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And I don't know who killed who
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I'm having a sex change
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To a woman who loves too much
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My sister's a petty thief
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I doctored the evidence
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Yeah it was a cover up
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I want to stay wrapped in my blanket
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And never get out of bed
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REPEAT CHORUS
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All rumor and innuendo
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An Eagles reunion
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The 20th century's closing
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It's closing in on me
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You know what my father said
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Well I'm not going to tell you
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Some words that I try to live by
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It's none of your goddamn business
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REPEAT CHORUS
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I'm shredding the document
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The switchboard is lighting up
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I'm not taking anymore calls
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Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey
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Shredding The Document
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| John Hiatt |
