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Juanito the bandito
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Lock up your shed because Juanito's coming
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Just crossed over into Mexico
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Lock up your pigsties and your daughters
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'Cos if it moves, you know old Juanito
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Young ladies he likes to ravish
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He knows how to make them wet
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And if he can't, he know he dig himself a hole
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Or go looking for your favorite pet, Olé
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They call him Juanito the bandito
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Lock up your things, you'll be robbed
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They call him Juanito
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The randy bandito
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Oh, how many people have sobbed his name?*
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He wears a soft sun-soaked sombrero
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A droopy moustache to his chin
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He will hold up stab or shoot you
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So that he can get it in okay
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(Alright) They call him Juanito the bandito
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Lock up your things, you'll be robbed
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They call him Juanito
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The randy bandito
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Oh, how many people have sobbed his name?*
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My son, I tell you... don't bother
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I'm going downtown with the guys okay?
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In older (uncensored?) versions this line is: "to see you make love to dog or a frog"
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Juanito the bandito
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| Adam Ant |