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RAMADA INN
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NORTH OF THE BORDER
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WHERE THE CACTI IS SCARCE AND
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THIN
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THERE'S A PLACE WITHOUT MUCH
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TASTE
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THEY CALL RAMADA INN
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NOW RAMADA, IT IS A SPANISH NAME
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THEY BROUGHT IT WITH THEM WHEN
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THEY CAME
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AND THOUGH THE SPANISH HAVE
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GONE AWAY
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RAMADA INN IS HERE TO STAY
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Chorus
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THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE
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NATION
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WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS
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TRAPPED ON VACATION
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NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
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YOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA INN
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LA LA LA WHAT A RIP-OFF
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TAKE A TIP OFF ME
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LA LA LA...
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Bridge
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MEDIOCRE
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IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
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GOOD AND BAD
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AND ONCE YOU LEAVE
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YOU WON'T QUITE BELIEVE
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WHAT AN AVERAGE TIME YOU'VE HAD
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Chorus 1
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THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE
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NATION
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WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS
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TRAPPED ON VACATION
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"HECK, YEAH, HI THERE, THIS IS
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ROBERT BOB
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HERE AT THE RAMADA INN LOUNGE
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LISTEN, PUSSYCATS, I WANT YOU TO
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DRINK UP AND STICK AROUND
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BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING
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ALL YOUR A.M. FAVE RAVES
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I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DISCO DOWN TO
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HEY, COME ON "BANG, BANG", I GOT A
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LINE ON YOU, YOU PARTY ANIMALS
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HEY, A LITTLE LATER ON, TRY THAT
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SALAD BAR, IT'S SIMPLY
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EXQUISITE, O.K.
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HEY, I'VE GOT TWENTY-FIVE BIG,
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BEAUTIFUL SHOWS FOR YOU,
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DON'T YOU KNOW
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I'M GOING TO BE HERE FROM, OH,
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FOUR O'CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON
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UNTIL I'M A MUCH OLDER
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INDIVIDUAL."
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NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
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WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE
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YOU HAVE BEEN
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CHA, CHA, CHA, YOU WON'T ESCAPE
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RAMADA INN
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LA LA LA IT'S REALLY STINKO
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THAT'S WHAT I THINKO
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LA LA LA
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NORTH OF THE BORDER
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THE BORDER, THE BORDER
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NORTH OF THE BORDER
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THE BORDER, THE BORDER
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OY
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RAMADA INN
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Randy Stonehill |