[Royce] What? Uhh..
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[Em] The Bad..
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[Royce] Yeah..
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[Em] The Evil..
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[Royce] Right, yo
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[Em] put em together
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Chorus: Royce the 5-9, Eminem
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[Royce] Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip
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[Em] If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit
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If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew
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[Royce] Yo..
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[both] I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do
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[Eminem]
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I am bored!!!!!
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I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
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Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
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Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off
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and slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail (take that)
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Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face *punch sound*
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Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
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I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin I took it (whoops!)
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Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!
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I go to jail and murder you from a cell
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Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx)
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So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
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when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN?
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[Royce]
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Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
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So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
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For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds
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only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
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Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you bitch up
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Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?)
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I'm the hottest shit in the industry (uh)
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I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
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You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
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The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half
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You know how a thug in this shit'll end up
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Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)
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I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
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Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
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Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
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You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible
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Chorus: 2X
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[Eminem]
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*yawns* Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
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it takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
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And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career
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and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
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I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH*
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Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
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I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
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to go outdoors and do some in-stores
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This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.
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You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"
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Gettin skullie while I'm autographin
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Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin
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I'm not a fact, I'ma proven fear
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Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin,
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"Wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!"
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Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir?
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I've been high as fuck, since I was a juvi-neer
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Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some 'caine
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cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
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(Oh my God!) Brain implants and they say there's a slim chance
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I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz'
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[Royce]
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Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood
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Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
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To break braces, you say grace and make faces
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I'll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)
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Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
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Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
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Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin (what?)
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I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
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Street niggaz with nuts, what? My meat's bigger (what?)
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Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
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with a deathwish, thinkin I'm the nigga to mess with
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Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
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For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?)
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A follower never had heart, he just loyal
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Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em
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Be careful you might get what you ask for
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Chorus 2X
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[Em] The Bad.. the Evil..
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The Bad.. the Evil..
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Nuttin' to do ( featuring Bad Meets Evil )
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| Eminem |
