[Mac Minista]
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Mac Minista in defense of the honorable Snoop Dogg
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The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit
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in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against
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my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 227 counts
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of flexing his G's, popping his P's
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dotting his I's and crossing his T's.
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The anti-player has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit
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in the Game Court. With trumped up charges against
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my client Snoop Dogg, Tha Doggfather - for 357 counts
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of verbal and reckless endangerment
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from the million dollar mouthpiece;
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and leaving these super-sap suckers,
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discombobulated and confused and shook up, like a pair of dice.
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The anti-player, has filed and submitted an "alpha"-davit
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in the Game Court. Charging my client Snoop Dogg,
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Tha Doggfather - for distributing and manufacturing game.
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Crossing state and county lines, with the intent to pimp the system.
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Now if you wanna judge Tha Doggfather,
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bring him before 12 G's and open up his files
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and you will see, that ever since Snoopy was a pup
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his tail was straight up - ready to shake rattle and roll
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and charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension.
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So all you jerks with them $11 words
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comin out of your $2 mouth
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about a multi-million dollar Crip
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who's got the mind of a bid'ness man, the heart of a tyrant,
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and the tongue of a mack - I said,
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he's a five-star guerilla Crip, with bars and stars
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while you suckers is lookin for stripes.
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His game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle;
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and with this in mind, I'm gonna ask the Game Court
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to grant a motion, of 995 - grounds, of dismissal.
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Game Court (Featuring Mac Minista, Skit)
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| Snoop Dogg |