One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
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'cause you know I get paid by the mile, like Avis
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I pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile. . .
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And act gracious
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see I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eat
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franks and knishes,best wishes, I'm vicious but here
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I am again like CNN. Delivery my friend.
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Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal (2x)
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Yes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . .
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I'm more freaky than Disco 2000
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I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
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I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night
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I never let the cops get wind of me
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and I never, ever, ever say die
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I never take myself too seriously
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'Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly
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Stick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal (4x)
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The Fun Lovin' Criminal (3x)
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Means with the green, murder on your spleen
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living in a dream do you know what I mean
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goateed indeed, smart like John Steed
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I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed
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I got so much flavor that I'll always leave you chewin'
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I got so many styles you'll be thinking I'm from the U.N.
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I broke into the White House and never got caught
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and I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut
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I am always optimistic about human relations
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I got more friends than my man Peter Gatien
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We're always fun loving, so don't start bugging
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If your girlie comes up and starts kissing and hugging
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Stick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal (4x)
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