Kung Fu do what you do to me
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I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
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Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
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With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong
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I think it's strange
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He's friends with Fu Manchu
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And he thinks he knows you
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
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Come on Jackie Chan
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Last night Jackie Chan came around
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I played pool with him and we hung out
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Mr. Miagi and the X-men
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Called in for a while as well
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I think it's strange
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He's friends with Fu Manchu
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And he thinks he knows you
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
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Come on Jackie Chan
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Gary Glitter!
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Scooby Doo!
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Rock McMurray!
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And last but not least
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Ladies and gentleman
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I give you...
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JOHNNY WONG!
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Kung Fu do what you do to me
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I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
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'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
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My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed
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Oh I think it's strange
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He's friends with Fu Manchu
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And he thinks he knows you
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
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Come on Jackie Chan
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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I think it's strange
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He's friends with Fu Manchu
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And he's in love with you
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
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Come on Jackie Chan
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh
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Kung Fu.
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