- Sweet Transvestite
|
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
|
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
|
He thought you were the candyman.
|
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
|
Don't judge a book by its cover
|
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
|
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
|
|
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
|
|
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
|
You look like you're both pretty groovy
|
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
|
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
|
|
I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
|
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
|
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
|
We don't want to be any worry.
|
|
So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
|
Well babies, don't you panic.
|
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
|
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
|
|
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
|
|
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
|
I could show you my favourite obsession.
|
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
|
And he's good for relieving my tension
|
|
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
|
|
So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
|
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
|
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
|
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
|
|
-----------------
|
Sweet Transvestite
|
| Various Artists |
