- Charles Atlas Song / I Can Make You a Man
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A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
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Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground.
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And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
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The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause...
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Will make him glisten... and gleam
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And with massage, and just a little bit of steam
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He'll be pink and quite clean
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He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...
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But the wrong man.
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He'll eat nutritious high protein and swallow raw eggs.
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Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs.
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Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
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In just seven days, I can make you a man.
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He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk.
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He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
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Such strenuous living I just don't understand
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When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man.
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I Can Make You A Man
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| Various Artists |