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I knew a girl named Nikki
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I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
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I met her in a hotel lobby
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Masturbating with a magazine
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She said how'd you like to waste some time
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And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
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She took me to her castle
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And I just couldn't believe my eyes
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She had so many devices
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Everything that money could buy
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She said sign your name on the dotted line
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The lights went out
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And Nikki started to grind
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...
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The castle started spinning
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Or maybe it was my brain
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I can't tell you what she did to me
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But my body will never be the same
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Her lovin' will kick your behind
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Oh, she'll show you no mercy
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But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind
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Woke up the next morning
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Nikki wasn't there
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I looked all over and all I found
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Was a phone number on the stairs
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It said thank you for a funky time
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Call me up whenever you want to grind
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Darling Nikki
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| Foo Fighters |
