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May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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We're going to have a problem here
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(Verse 1)
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Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
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jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
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started whoopin her ass worse than before
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they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
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It's the return of the
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"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did
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he?"
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And Dr Dre said
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....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
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Feminist women love Eminem
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Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
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look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
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limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
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Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
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but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
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Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
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but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
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my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
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and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
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and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
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and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
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Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
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by the time they hit 4th grade,
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they got the discovery channel don't they?
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We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
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who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
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But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
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then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
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But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
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Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
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(Chorus)
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I'm Slim Shady
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Yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady...
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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becuase I'm Slim Shady
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Yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim shady...
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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(Verse 2)
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
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Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
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You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
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Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
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"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
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Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
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So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
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Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
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So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
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And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
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"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
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I should download her audio on mp3
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And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
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I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
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So I've been sent here to destroy you
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And theres a million of us just like me
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Who cuss like me
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Who just don't give a fuck like me
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Who dress like me
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Walk, talk and act like me
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It just might be the next best thing
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But not quite me
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(chorus)
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I'm Slim Shady
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Yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady...
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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becuase I'm Slim Shady
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Yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim shady...
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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(Verse 3)
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I'm like a headtrip to listen to
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Cause I'm only giving you
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things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
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The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
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And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
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I just get on the mic and spit it
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And whether you like to admit it (rip)
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I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
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Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
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Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
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Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
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Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
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But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
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And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
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He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
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Or in the parking lot circling
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screaming I don't give a fuck
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With his windows down and system up
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So will the real Shady, please stand up
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and put one of those fingures on each hand up
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and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
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and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
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(chorus)
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I'm Slim Shady
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Yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady...
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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becuase I'm Slim Shady
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Yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim shady...
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Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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Oops!The Real Slim Shady Did It Again
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| Eminem |
