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SAID THE PRESIDENTIAL SKELETON, "I WON'T SIGN THE BILL!"
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SAID THE SPEAKER SKELETON, "YES YOU WILL!"
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SAID THE REPRESENTITIVE SKELETON, "I OBJECT"
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SAID THE SUPREME COURT SKELETON, "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?"
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SAID THE MILITARY SKELETON, "BUY STAR BOMBS"
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SAID THE UPPER-CLASS SKELETON, "STARVE UNMARRIED MOMS"
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SAID THE YAHOO SKELETON, "STOP DIRTY ART"
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SAID THE RIGHT WING SKELETON, "FORGET ABOUT YOUR HEART"
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SAID THE GNOSTIC SKELETON, "HUMAN FORM'S DIVINE"
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SAID THE CHRISTIAN COALITION SKELETON, "NO IT'S NOT, IT'S MINE"
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SAID THE BUDDHA SKELETON, "COMPASSION IS WEALTH"
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SAID THE CORPORATE SKELETON, "IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH"
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SAID THE OLD CHRIST SKELETON, "CARE FOR THE POOR"
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SAID THE SON OF GOD SKELETON, "AIDS NEEDS CURE"
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SAID THE HOMOPHOBE SKELETON, "GAY FOLKS SUCK"
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SAID THE HERTIAGE POLICY SKELETON, "BLACKS ARE OUT OF LUCK"
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SAID THE MACHO SKELETON, "WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE"
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SAID THE FUNDAMENTALIST SKELETON, "INCREASE THE HUMAN RACE"
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SAID THE RIGHT-TO-LIFE SKELETON, "FETUS HAS A SOUL"
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SAID THE PRO-CHOICE SKELETON, "SHUT UP YOUR HOLES!"
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SAID THE DOWNSIZE SKELETON, "ROBOTS GOT MY JOB"
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SAID THE TOUGH ON CRIME SKELETON, "TEARGAS THE MOB!"
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SAID THE GOVENOR SKELETON, "CUT SCHOOL LUNCH"
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SAID THE MAYOR SKELETON, "EAT THE BUDGET CRUNCH"
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SAID THE NEO-CONSERVATIVE SKELETON, "HOMLESS OFF THE STREETS"
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SAID THE FREE MARKET SKELETON, "USE 'EM UP FOR MEAT"
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SAID THE THINK TANK SKELETON, "FREE MARKET'S THE WAY"
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SAID THE SAVINGS AND LOAN SKELETON, "MAKE THE STATE PAY"
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SAID THE CHRYSLER SKELETON, "PAY FOR YOU AND ME"
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SAID THE NUKE POWER SKELETON, "AND ME AND ME AND ME"
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SAID THE ECOLOGIC SKELETON, "KEEP SKIES BLUE"
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SAID THE MULTI-NATIONAL SKELETON, "WHAT'S IT WORTH TO YOU?"
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SAID THE NAFTA SKELETON, "GET RICH - FREE TRADE"
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SAID THE MAFIADORA SKELETON, "SWEATSHOPS, LOW PAY"
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SAID THE RICH GAT SKELETON, "ONE WORLD, HI-TECH"
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SAID THE UNDERCLASS SKELETON, "GET IT IN THE NECK"
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SAID THE WORLD BANK SKELETON, "CUT DOWN YOUR TREES"
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SAID THE IMF SKELETON, "BUY AMERICAN CHEESE"
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SAID THE UNDER-DEVELOPED SKELETON, "WE WANT RICE"
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SAID THE DEVELOPED NATION SKELETON, "SELL YOUR BONES FOR DICE"
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SAID THE AYATOLA SKELETON, "DIE WRITER, DIE"
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SAID THE JOE STALIN SKELETON, "THAT'S NO LIE"
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SAID THE MIDDLE-KINGDOM SKELTON, "WE SWALLOWED TIBET"
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SAID THE DALI LAMA SKELETON, "INDIGESTION'S WHAT YOU GET!"
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SAID THE WORLD CORP. SKELETON, "THAT'S THEIR FATE"
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SAID THE USA SKELETON, "GONNA SAVE KUWAIT"
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SAID THE PETRO-CHEMICALS SKELETON, "ROAR BOMBERS, ROAR!"
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SAID THE PSYCHEDELIC SKELETON, "SMOKE A DINOSAUR"
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SAID THE NANCY SKELETON, "JUST SAY NO!"
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SAID THE RASTA SKELETON, "BLOW NANCY BLOW!"
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SAID THE DEMOGOG SKELETON, "DON'T SMOKE POT"
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SAID THE ALCOHOLIC SKELETON, "LET YOUR LIVER ROT"
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SAID THE JUNKY SKELETON, "CAN'T WE GET A FIX?"
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SAID THE BIG BROTHER SKELETON, "JAIL THE DIRTY PRICKS!"
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SAID THE MIRROR SKELETON, "HEY GOOD LOOKING"
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SAID THE ELECTRIC CHAIR SKELETON, "HEY, WHAT'S COOKING?"
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SAID THE TALKSHOW SKELETON, "FUCK YOU IN THE FACE"
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SAID THE FAMILY-VALUE SKELETON, "MY FAMILY-VALUE MAKES"
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SAID THE NEW YORK TIMES SKELETON, "THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT"
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SAID THE CIA SKELETON, "CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?"
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SAID THE NETWORK SKELETON, "BELIEVE MY EYES"
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SAID THE ADVERTISING SKELETON, "DON'T GET WISE"
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SAID THE MEDIA SKELETON, "BELIEVE YOU ME"
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SAID THE COUCH POTATO SKELETON, "WHAT ME WORRY?"
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SAID THE TV SKELETON, "EAT SOUND BYTES"
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SAID THE NEWSCAST SKELETON, "THAT'S ALL, GOODNIGHT"
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THE BALLAD OF THE SKELETONS
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| Paul Mccartney |
