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INTRO
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Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong storybook!
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When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.
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And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is Dead.
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PLAYGROUND HONEYS:
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Oh my God Vanilla Ice...
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He's so fly!
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The boy is so good.
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Did you see his body?
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He could dance too.
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He could.
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He's better than any rapper I ever seen!
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And plus his dancers!
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- He's so jammin'!
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JEFF: Yo, what's up?
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HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?
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JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in the
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garbage.
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HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it!
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JEFF: No!
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HONEYS: Aww, be like that!
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MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?
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HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!
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JEFF: Leave me alone!
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LAWNGE: What do we have here?
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JEFF: Nothing!
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LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!
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HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh!
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LAWNGE: I want the tape!
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JEFF: It's mine!
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HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam
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him, Jeff!
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LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot,
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buttcrust, get over here!
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D.J. AUB: What's up baby?
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MASE: Coolin'!
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LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's the
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box? The box!
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MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!
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AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus!
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...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve
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a specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for Three
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Feet
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High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.
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Skit 1
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| De La Soul |
