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featuring Immenslope
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[Immens] Yo man.. I'm hungry man
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[Common] Ay whatchu want man? You want some breakfast or somethin?
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[Immens] I want a lil lil somethin.. yeah yea milk and cereal or somethin
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Somethin man! Just a little breakfast food y'know?
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[Common] Mmm I don't know man (ay) let's see what I got in my cabinet
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[Immens] Hold on let me see what I got in my cabinet
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Somebody hit me with a little, baseline or groove, knahmsayin?
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Yeah, breakfast food, UHH!
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[C] When you wish
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[I] When you wish
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[C] Upon a star
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[I] Upon a star
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[C] To follow what?
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[I] To follow what?
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[C] And where you are!
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[I] And where you are!
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[C] Party over here, party over there
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[I] Where?
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[Common]
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Look! I made ya look, ya dirty crook
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Then picked your pocket, watch me book..
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.. like Guiness I'm a Menace, so call me hip-hop's Dennis
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So open wide, and say (AHHHHH)
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And I'ma slide my yolk, in your throat, and watch ya choke
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on the Uh the Ah the Uh the Daddy Long-Stroke
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[Immenslope]
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Stroke Long Daddy Money, if my name was Sunny
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I'd share a scoop, Runnin shit like Rebels
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You can call me Barney, cause I took your Fruity - Pebbles
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Dibble like an office on Top Cat, top that, I'm fat troop
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Drop the loop, then a scooper hoop ya like a hula
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To school a fool I present, a church to repent
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I get you Guess'n like jeans, you're just a hill of beans
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I'm all that jazz, and I kick, kick, kick, kick..
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[Common]
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The razzamatazz oh please oh please just give me just one more blast
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I +Gett Off+ like Prince, but I don't have to show my ass
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Pass the rest, like a test, if you slip then you'll get ripped
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with your handicapped pass route, and Tales From the Crypt
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I whip on that ass like base ba-bay
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The Sense is good-GOOBELY-goo, ask Gravy
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[Immenslope]
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Or LaMont, or Rollo, down at the, Apollo
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Come follow me now (BO! Where's Sue?) I don't know
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Even En Vogue, be tellin me ya don't go
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When it's time for show (yea) everyone says
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ho (ho) ho (ho) couldn't be a slider
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cause I never slip, kick it like a Damme Van flip
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So don't come with your judo, cause you're just a Menudo
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emcee gettin chewed like vegetables
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[Common]
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Ahhhhh cabbage is a cabbage, a lettuce is a lettuce
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I'ma tear this whole joint into scraps
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I bust raps, perhaps caps, and trap the wack tracks
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Givin the max, for the minimum, not the minimum for the max
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Get more sex than Wilt the Stilt so you can call me the Stiltest
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You're takin shorts like Arnold, so what chu talkin bout, Willis?
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[I] Bout Willis?
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[C] Yeah Willis
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[I] Willis ain't talkin about nuthin!
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[C] It's Different Strokes
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[I] Let's get back to umm, breakfast foods
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[I] because it's, early in the mornin..
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[Common] Well you can have your Wheaties
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[Immens] You can have your Flakes
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[Common] You can have your Kix
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[Immens] And you can have your Trix
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[Common] You can have your POUNDcakes
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[Immens] You can have your Loops
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[*both*] But you still gotta get your Two Scoops!
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[Immenslope]
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To keep the hot raw, I'm rollin, rollin
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Bowlin - spare me! Fuss ya hushed mouth mush
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Lush alcohol's excessive like a Jefferson
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Movin on up -- progressive
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One time for your brain, cell
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And when I get through, you say -- aww hell man!
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Styles that I free won't, stop til the end
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Paper I go on and go on with the pen
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Get a max of funk, attack or sunk *huff, huff*
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One blow, and emcees are gone with the wind
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Kickin the dumber rhyme, I'm not a print
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but I'm fresh, heatin up like the summertime, summer rhyme
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I'm a dime a dozen, but I keep you buzzin
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like a bee, a dozen attempts is in the toilet
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Cause I flush the dime and I'm not a Leader
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cause I Busta Rhyme, a rhyme
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If I kick with Rakim, you +Run For Cover+ brother
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But I kick it with Petey cause I'm just another mother (sucker)
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Blo Pop time (it's Blo Pop time)
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It's Blo Pop time (it's Blo Pop time)
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In the mix, the dimension, J.B., and Chico
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It's seven, not six, my shirt extra-large
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but I wear, I wear I wear it well like DeBarge
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to the finish, makin ya eye pop, like you ain't spinach
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Then it's, time to let you know
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We count it up, one two three and fo'
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[I] UHH! Count it up
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[C] Nah we gon' count it down
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[I] Nah man, we're gonna count it up
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[C] Mmmm, let's get back to that umm, food tip though, the breakfast tip
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[I] Food tip? Well you just check
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[C] Cause you know what we need
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[I] What can I have?
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[Common] You can have your Life
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[Immens] You can have your Bran
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[Common] You can have your Puffs
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[Immens] You can have your Pebbles
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[Common] You can have your Krunch
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[Immens] And you can have your Loops
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[*both*] But you still gotta get your Two Scoops!
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[Common]
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Around and round and upside down and upside down we go
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WHOAHHHHH! I'ma sneak in the front row
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Not Jethro, I'm not a Jethro, on skid row
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I don't wear Monie's hat, but I was a Monkey +in the Middle+
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Hey diddle diddle, you can Kibble a Bit
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I take a squat, and booty MC's be sayin OOOOHHH SHIT!
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Yo, I turn Bucktown into Fucktown
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You're just a field goal kid, and I'm a touchdown
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With the next point to the next joint, so tell Spike about it
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I'm all that, that your bitch be writin home about it
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Shout it out, praise the Lord, hallelujah!
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This could be love, but umm, don't let em fool ya
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Cause when I do ya, come down come down after me come
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Yeah sorry Sugar Plums but umm, I gotta run
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Run Jesse Run, keep hope alive
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I'm down with the b-boys, FUCK the Jackson 5
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You jive-ass turkey, a-pit-apitta-a-aperk be
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You can get ill, but don't, HURT ME, HURT ME
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Or urk me, cause see I'll outsmart you like the Urkel
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B-boys at the school of hard knocks, in a circle
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Pass the sess blunt, yeah stud, you ain't know?
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I wanna go bang, I said, bang-o, bang-oh bang-oh
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or bojangle jingle jangle on the jaw
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Hip-hip, hooray, oh now you wanna be all lovable?
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Don't push or pull, or you'll see, I'ma wreck it out
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MC's be checkin in but they don't be checkin out
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I leave em out on the canvas
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So click your heels twice and take your ass back to KANSAS..
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Two Scoops Of Raisins
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| Common Sense |
