I make a date for golf
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and you can bet your life it rains
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my flat warming got started
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but the bitch next door complained
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it seems I'll spend my whole life
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catching colds and missing trains
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Everyting happens to me
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I wited in the rain
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for a blind date who never showed
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then a 4X4 drenched my jeans as I tried to cross the road
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got back to the car in time to watch it being towed
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Everything happens to me
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at first I thought you might bread this jinx for me
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you love would bring an end to my despair
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that would have been so cool
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not how it's meant to be
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instead you vanished into thin air
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I've emailed and I've phoned
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sent a text meassge or two
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you told me to piss off and for that respect is due
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I fell in love just once
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did it have to be with you?
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Everything happens to me
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Everything Happens To Me
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| Mr Hudson |
