A fine romance, with no kisses
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A fine romance, my friend this is
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We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
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But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
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A fine romance, you won't nestle
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A fine romance, you won't wrestle
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I might as well play With my old maid aunt
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I haven't got a chance
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This is a fine romanceA fine romance, my good fellow
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You take romance, I'll take jello
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You're calmer than the seals
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In the Arctic Ocean
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At least they flap their fins
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To express emotion
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A fine romance with no quarrels
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With no insults and all morals
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I've never mussed the crease
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In your blue serge pants
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I never get the chance
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This is a fine romance
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A Fine Romance (A Sarcastic Love Song) (78rpm Ver.)
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Billie Holiday (Billie Holiday & Lester Young) |