{sound of static}
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[announcer]
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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
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Fed up with life and the way things are going,
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he decides to rob a liquor store.
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("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
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But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
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And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
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("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
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[Dr. Dre]
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Alright, stop! (Huh?)
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Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
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and try to get money out the drawer
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You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
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I'm your motherfuckin conscience
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[Eminem]
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That's nonsense!
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Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
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And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
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Tell her you need a place to stay
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You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged
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razor blade
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[Dr. Dre]
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Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
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The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
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Think about it before you walk in the door first
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Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
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[Eminem]
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Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
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Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
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Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
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Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
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[Dr. Dre]
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Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're
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right!)
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Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
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Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
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(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)
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{sound of static}
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("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
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("Mmm, I don't know!")
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("Look baby..")
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("Damn!")
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("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
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("Well OK..")
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[announcer]
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Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
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After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
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things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
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Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
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[Eminem]
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Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
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and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
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Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
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(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
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You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
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Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
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Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
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Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
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(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
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No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
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(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
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Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
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{sound of static}
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{pickup idling, radio playing}
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[announcer]
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Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
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After coming home from a hard day's work,
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he walks in the door of his trailer park home
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to find his wife in bed with another man.
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("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
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("Grady!!")
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[Dr. Dre]
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Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
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[Eminem]
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Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
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While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
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FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
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[Dr. Dre]
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Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
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(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
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Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
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But think about the baby before you get all crazy
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[Eminem]
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Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
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Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
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That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
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You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
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[Dr. Dre]
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What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
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I'ma kill you motherfucker!
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[Eminem]
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Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
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Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
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Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
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How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
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[Dr. Dre]
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Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
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Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
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What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
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{gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}
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Conscience (Feat. Dr. Dre)
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| Eminem |
